Young, dumb, female, unemployed, perpetually single. Living at home till I can sort myself out. Sense of humor > everything. The rest just fills in. Long-lost twin sister of cleverduck. sheilanorthway's biggest fan ever. Inside jokes abound. Last week I yelled at my pet cat for trying to climb me. I said "Stop it Fritz Erwin Charles Unicron Cargo Pit, Mummy is on the phone." I cried for an hour afterwards-- not only because I'd name my cat something so long and stupid; but also because I actually called myself Mummy.